Khusus untuk ‘pengomen’ baru

Kepada pengomen baru yang mana komen saudara tidak keluar serta merta, ingin dimaklumkan bahawa itu bukan bermakna admin sengaja melambatkan, tapi semata-mata berpunca dari ‘setting’ dalam blog yang mewajibkan komen pertama ditapis untuk mengelakkan dari ‘SPAM’ atau Electronic Generated Messages yang banyak terdapat di internet.

Setelah komen pertama dari pembaca diluluskan, komen seterusnya akan keluar secara otomatik sebaik sahaja ianya dihantar atau ‘Post Comment’, tapi dengan syarat pengomen menggunakan nama dan alamat emel yang sama. Kalau nama atau alamat emel bertukar, maka komen akan melalui proses yang sama.

Tapi kenapa komen dari pengomen baru (newcomers) yang dibuat pada 20/5/2012 baru pagi tadi (21/5/2012) admin luluskan?

Hari Jumaat admin dapat ‘Make and Mend’ (half day), lepas tu sambung long weekend Sabtu dan Ahad (keluar berendek dengan girlfriend). Bila dah tak balik mes (berek), mana ada masa nak buka komputer.

Sebut long weekend, teringat masa di RMN Woodlands – kisah seorang kawan yang memunafaatkan long weekend sepenuhnya. Dari petang Jumaat menghilangkan diri, pagi Isnin baru nampak kelibat di Wisma Mutiara. Malam Isnin, jam 2100 dia dah ‘pipe down’…recharge battery.

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Telok Ayer Basin – 1958

Telok Ayer Basin 1958…dari koleksi penulis “View From The Bridge”.

Emel yang mengiringi gambar berbunyi:

I was going through some old stuff and found this.  We had mentioned T.A.B. in the Postings.  This will help.  Of course, it is no more there to see.  The RMNVR Singapore then used Laburnum as their base.  The Godown there was used for Badminton by us.   The boats in the Basin were used to ferry the ‘Sew Sew’ girls out to the Merchant ships anchored in the Harbour.

Telok Ayer Basin 1958

Mereka yang pernah berkhidmat pada era konfrontasi, Telok Air Basin sudah tidak asing lagi kerana selain Ruthenia Jetty (RJ), di sinilah tempat persinggahan kapal-kapal RMN.

Malah, selepas pertembungan KD Sri Selangor dengan KKO Indonesia, di sini jugalah diturunkan jenazah ABEM Abdul Samad.

HMS Laburnum, Panglima dan Panji.

1946 – Perbarisan anggota Malayan Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve (MRNVR) di Telok Ayer Basin

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Budaya ‘Rimba’ yang kian subur

Apa nak dihairankan sangat tentang Datuk ‘klon’ dan konco-konconya dari PVTM yang menjual punggung di hadapan rumah pencetus ‘Bersih’ ! Itu kan sudah jadi budaya orang Melayu dari negara yang digembar-gemburkan sebagai “Negara Islam”.

Budaya ‘kurang ajar’ sudah menjadi darah daging orang Melayu. Lagi pun bukan ada fatwa yang mengatakan ianya Harus, Makruh atau Haram. Tak percaya cuba ajukan soalan kepada Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan atau tanyakan terus kepada TS Harus-sini.

“‘Bersih’ itu haram, tunjuk isyarat lucah hukumnya Makruh, atau Harus, dan ada masanya boleh dapat pahala – Sunat atau Wajib”.

Mei 2006…DS Adnan membuat demonstrasi untuk diwariskan kepada generasi hari ini dan akan datang. Oleh kerana dilakukan oleh MB, hukumnya ‘WAJIB’

Disember 2009…Datuk Azhar tunjukkan punggung dalam sidang DUN Pulau Pinang. Disebabkan pelakunya seorang YB, hukumnya ‘SUNAT’.

Datuk ‘klon’ menunjukkan cara yang diajar ATM…teknik mendapatkan gelaran Datuk ‘original’. Bila dilakukan oleh Datuk ‘klon’, hukumnya pula “HARUS’.

Bekas anggota ATM yang terlatih mengikut perintah “seperti kerbau dicucuk hidung” sedang menunjukkan cara membuat benteng bila diserang musuh. Kalau dilakukan beramai-ramai dan dihalakan kepada kaum wanita maka hukumnya ‘MAKRUH’.

Pelik tapi benar…kenapa veteran tentera mesti mengikut telunjuk presiden yang terang-terangan sanggup merasuah untuk mendapatkan gelaran Datuk! Kalau pun PiEm akan memberi anugerah atau imbuhan kerana keberanian kalian terhadap wanita, apa yang kalian dapat? Abuk pun tarak! Presiden PVTM juga yang kenyang.

Admin teringat perbualan dengan pegawai yang pernah terlibat dalam pemilihan/pengagihan pegawai kadet: Cream atau yang terbaik diserap ke dalam TUDM/TLDM, yang selebihnya…..!!!!!

Bersandarkan kata-kata pegawai tersebut, aku yakin tak seorang pun bekas anggota RMN/TLDM atau TUDM dalam kumpulan ‘tonggeng’ di atas.

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The Milking Machine

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his ‘manhood’ into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member’.

He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).

“Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?”

“Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep, “The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons.”

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Patrolling Days Snippets – Viewed from the Bridge (10)

On a Lighter Note.

KD Sri Trengganu is patrolling in the Malacca Straits.  Everything is going smoothly.  Which port should we go into for our coming Days Off!  Port Klang or Port Dickson!   What Drill or Exercise shall I give the Crew!   Where do we patrol tonight!  These questions keep me occupied when all is taken away – a Signal is received instructing us to proceed to Penang and R/V with KD Sri Negri Sembilan there.  We wonder what is in store for us. So we proceed to Penang and there I am given the full Instructions.

They are going to close the Kedah River by erecting a Dam for agriculture and before this happens, they have requested for two Navy Ships to visit Alor Star, the capital of Kedah for the last time.  Well, a nice break to our tedious schedule. An official flag-showing duty. However, the first thing on our agenda is to stock up from the NAAFI there in Penang. We are to host a Cocktail Party on board on arrival.  The two X.O’s get busy and we leave them to organise everything.  Cox’n organises his provision buying. We also top up our fuel tanks.

The next day, we are fully stocked up — including fresh provisions purchased, and we proceed to a position off Kuala Kedah where the local Pilot meets us and directs us up river.  There are NO repeat NO charts and we rely on his expert knowledge.  It is a narrow river nothing like Rejang and we have the Echo Sounder running the whole way in. Well, the Local Pilot does know his stuff and with intimate knowledge brings safely into Alor Star where we berth along the town’s wharf.  This is right in the middle of the town.  I believe that this was a Friday and it’s a weekend in this state.  Our visit is a big event for the town.

First, we organise for our Cocktail Party.  The Forecastle Awnings are erected.  Small eats and nibbles arranged.  The deck scrubbed down and we have our ships looking very smart.  Next, the C.O.’s are required to pay their respects to the local Dignitaries and VIP’s in Town.  There are other functions to organise ashore too and our X.O’s sort these out. The RMAF have a Base here and they have organised many outings for the crew too.  Joy Flights are on the agenda. Lists are made up.  We are advised of a Fancy Dress Football Game.  Where are we to get ‘Fancy Dress’ costumes??  There is a Blood Donation request too from the local hospital.  It is quite full on.

The visit is going full swing with a day set where we open both ships to visitors.  This keeps the crew busy.  The whole town will be coming to visit the ships. Look smart Boys!!!

Every one is enjoying himself and we are invited to the Officers Mess at the RMAF Base on Saturday after the football game.  It is good there and late at night someone suggest we go for supper!!! It is the in thing there — ‘Nasi Lemak’ for supper!  So we hop into cars and are taken to the town.

We choose a Restaurant and the welcome is astonishing.  In our haste to move tables, someone pushes the marble top of a table, off its frame and it shatters on the floor. Oops!! How much does a marble top cost?  We are in trouble! Never mind. Never mind.  Smiles all round.  This seems strange.

We enjoy our supper and get dropped back at the wharf.  This is puzzling.  The next morning we discover why practically the whole town are so generous with us.  ‘Dari Kapal?’  ‘Masuk, masuk’.   This greets us when we walk around the town.  The crew are invited into coffee shops and restaurants for drinks and food and its all free !!!  It appears that practically everybody in the town had placed bets on the ‘Empat Ekor’ using the Pennant Numbers of both ships.  Well, the Pennant Numbers of Sri Negri Sembilan came out Second Prize that night.  Everyone in town won some money.  And guess what?  Not a single person from both our ships thought of even placing a small bet.

I told myself, Hmmmmm!  The next time you go into any port for such a visit, DON’T forget to place a small bet on your Pennant Numbers.  So this I did.  Every port I visited for some official reason would see me place a small bet on the ‘Empat Ekor’.   Guess what — not a single win throughout all the remaining years of my service.  Well such is fate!!!

More Amusing Yarns.

We were at the Dockyard in Prai for a refit and on completion had a new Midshipman appointed to our ship, for training.  It was standard procedure then on all Patrol Craft, to give the Midshipman on board the job of Navigator.

So, the first task he is given is to prepare all the Charts for our return passage to MBJ.  Draw the courses have the charts placed in order.  We would be steaming at 14 knots. Work out our ETA.  And advice the tide on arrival.  Simple!!  This is a real easy task as the required charts would show the indentations of old courses in spite of them being erased.  He get to the Bridge and is very busy with the charts.

We had done this trip many times before and knew that it would take us ‘X’ hours to get there.  Be at Changi Buoy at this time and allow this time to move up the Straits to MBJ.  Later,  when the Radio Operator brings all the signals received that day for my attention, I unconsciously write out a signal reporting our intended ETD and the ETA at MBJ.  This was safe and would not get us into any strive.  It should be reminded that we all took great pride in meeting our reported ETA’s.   A five (5) minutes margin was all we were allowed.

We sailed from Penang the following morning as per our schedule and once clear of the harbour the Midshipman was asked at what time he had worked our ETA at MBJ  to be.  He very confidently advised a time which simply raised Alarm Bells.  His answer was three (3) hours earlier than what I had worked out.  So he is asked to present all the charts he had worked on.  All appeared in order until past Tanjong Piai.  He had diligently drawn courses to MBJ using the West Johore Straits!!!  So he is asked where were we to request a Large Crane from.  To this he wonders why.  Confused!!!  So I ask how are we to get over or through the Causeway because he had drawn a course on the chart right across the Causeway to reach MBJ!!! Brilliant!!!  Thank goodness I had not accepted his ETA when I had signalled earlier.  Three hours adrift from your ETA was a big NO NO.  We can easily ‘lose’ time, but it is near to impossible trying to make up time.

Here’s another Funny.

K.D. Ledang was on passage from Tawau straight back to Singapore.  While on passage, we were required to report our Position, Course and Speed every day at 0800 hrs. and at 2000 hrs.

That morning I prepared the Signal with all the Data for the C.O. and he only had to sign his approval.  However, he advised that from his experience, the Operations Room would not actually Plot the Position reported by the Ships, as they were only interested in receiving the signal.  This indicated that we were en route.

To confirm his theory, he asks me to give the Latitude and Longitude of Gunong Kinabalu.  I then get this information from the Chart.  We of course can see the top of this great Mountain from the sea.  This is the position we reported in our signal that morning.

Well, you guessed it.  No one picked it up. You bet, there were a few Red faces in the Operation Room when we returned and the Captain reported to the Operations Room as the normal procedure.  He then mentioned the ‘gaffe’.  The problem with this caper was that since then, the Ops. Room Staff painstakingly plotted all our reported positions.  No more nonsense.

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English-medium schools: No place for ‘we know best’

R. Nadeswaran

LET there be no mistake. Malay or Bahasa Malaysia is the national language. It will continue to be the medium of instruction in our schools notwithstanding the existence of Chinese and Tamil schools. The Education Ministry has made attempts, albeit feeble ones, to improve the proficiency of the English Language by introducing the “Upholding the Malay Language and Strengthening the Command of English” policy, but its results leave much to be desired.

Every attempt to make the younger generation competent in the universal language of English has been thwarted by self-proclaimed defenders of culture, heritage and language.  

Mereka inilah yang kononnya memperjuangkan budaya, warisan dan bahasa, tapi disebalik itu mereka jugalah  yang membuat penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris sebahagian besar pelajar Melayu  jadi hancur. Akhirnya bukan sahaja Bahasa Inggeris mereka hancur, Bahasa Melayu juga turut lebur. Bak kata pepatah “yang dikejar tak dapat, yang dikendong berciciran”.

There is overwhelming evidence of a lack of basic skills such as reading and writing in English. Last week, the Dewan Negara was told that about 76,200 graduates are unemployed because they do not possess job hunting skills and are too dependent on others to convey information on job opportunities.

This reflects the situation. If you can’t prepare a decent CV for a job application, it’s bound to end in failure. On the net, there are hundreds if not thousands of tips, advice and even samples of CVs. Yet, our graduates are unable to use such information. Not because they do not have IT skills but because they do not understand the language. About four years ago, I was shown a job application from two graduates of a local university. They had attached two photographs, two CVs and sent in a “joint application”!

We have students in Form Four who can’t write a simple sentence in English without grammar or spelling mistakes. They have not been given a good grounding in the language to take them forward when they leave school or university.

Tepat sekali…setelah 3 bulan menamatkan pengajian dalam bidang kejuruteraan, dan setelah menghantar berpuluh permohonan, tapi satu pun tak ada jawapan, akhirnya terbuka juga mulut bertanya pada anak “Boleh abah tengok surat permohonan?”

Setelah membaca surat dan resume anak, admin terfikir bagaimana siswa zaman ini boleh lulus peperiksaan M.U.E.T. !!! Mungkinkah soalannya semudah soalan hari pertama admin memijakkan kaki di Remove Class dekad 50an “What is your name”, “How old are you”, “Where do you live?” 

Kalau tidak, bagaimana pembuka ayat surat permohonan kerja pemegang ijazah BSc 2nd class upper boleh berbunyi “I am graduated from University…” (Ayat itu masih lekat di kepala seorang bapa yang hanya memperolehi P7 dalam kertas Bahasa Inggeris peperiksaan Senior Cambridge dekad 60an, dibanding dengan anak yang mendapat A2 dalam peperiksaan kertas Bahasa Inggeris Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia!)

Therefore, the announcement by Deputy Education Minister Datuk Dr Wee Ka Siong that the introduction of English-medium schools in addition to national-type Chinese, Tamil and religious schools has to be discussed in depth is indeed welcome.

The question previously asked in this column was: If Chinese and Tamil schools can exist, why not English schools? This rather obvious question was met with typical official replies of “we are studying the matter”.

However, Wee’s answer in the Dewan Negara last week that stakeholders will be consulted is good news indeed. The government has finally realised that policies cannot be shoved down people’s throats without seeking their views and explaining the issues to them.

But then, the next question is: Who are the stakeholders? Definitely, they cannot be confined to some high-nosed politicians wearing blinkers who see the existence of English schools as a “threat to the national language”.

The biggest stakeholders are people like you and me – parents – who want to be a given a choice.

I belong to a generation which studied eight subjects in English and one in Malay which was called Bahasa Kebangsaan. A pass in the latter was compulsory for the Malaysia Certificate of Education and a pass in the former necessary for the Senior Cambridge Certificate.

In our time, for Geography, we used books by G. E. D. Lewis. In primary school, we learnt about Ah Chong the gardener, Awang the fisherman, Ramasamy the dock worker and so on.

During history lessons in primary school, we learnt about the great religious leaders – Prophet Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Jesus Christ etc. We learnt about great nationalists – Muhammad Ali Jinnah, Sun Yat Sen, Mahatma Gandhi etc. We also learnt about the explorers – Francis Drake, Magellan, Christopher Columbus etc. All these gave us an understanding of the world around us and the events that helped shape the future.

It was not just that we learnt history, but we acquired knowledge. These days, what we learn and the knowledge we acquire is dictated by a few who have adopted the “we know best” policy. When the syllabus was changed, there was no consultation whatsoever and the powers-that-be decided what we need to know and what we need not.

The education system has been changed, tinkered and messed around without consultation. This time around, there is reason to believe that the ministry will take views into account and perhaps publish a Consultation Paper before a decision is made either way. But do not expect change overnight or for that matter, in a few years. The whole process may take longer than that.

First, there is the issue of finding teachers who are proficient in English, and let us not fall back and say “getting foreign teachers is too expensive”. If at all there are plans for English medium schools, let us start training the teachers for such a change. I remember my teachers having spent two years at teacher training colleges before their posting.

That was at a time when English was the medium of instruction in schools and trainee teachers themselves were proficient in the language.

We now have a generation of school leavers, for the majority of whom, English seems to be a problem. Hence, it may take one year to get them to just brush up their language skills before the training proper starts. So let’s not use these issues as excuses for not setting up English-medium schools.

Then there’s the issue of textbooks and syllabus. The Malaysian pride would not allow us to use or even emulate textbooks that Singaporeans use. The “face saving” issue will come into play. But all said, let’s grit our teeth and accept the fact that the system, the syllabuses and textbooks used across the Causeway are superior ones.

As parents, we must be given a choice. Closing our eyes and ears and being oblivious to the ever-changing world would be disastrous to the future generation. For the sake of the kids, let’s give this proposal a thorough look.

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Koleksi / Memorabilia MCPO Noordin

UPBB pernah memuat naik koleksi peribadi MCPO Noordin pada bulan September dan Oktober 2011. Malangnya, semua posting tersebut - kecuali satu - hilang kerana masalah teknikal.

Seperti yang pernah dimaklumkan di blog ini, MCPO Noordin kembali ke Rahmatullah pada 29 September 2011. UPBB difahamkan isteri/balu Allahyarham dijemput Ilahi semalam 14 Mei 2012. Sesungguhnya dari Allah kita datang, dan kepadaNya jua kita dikembalikan. Alfatehah.

Disamping berkongsi kesedihan, UPBB memanjangkan ucapan takziah kepada keluaraga Allahyarham Haji Noordin dan Allahyarhamah Hajah Halimah dengan doa semoga roh mereka dicucuri rahmat.

Dikesempatan ini, UPBB teringat untuk memuat naik beberapa keping gambar/memorabilia milik Allahyarham untuk tatapan semua.

‘Wheel’ - dari kapal RMN (IMS atau SDML) yang sudah dilucut tauliah.

Lifebuoy yang terlekat di tiang rumah MCPO Noordin menceritakan segalanya.

KEDIAMAN PAHLAWAN…tak ada siapa yang boleh mempertikai. Khidmat beliau mencakupi dua zaman – Komunis dan Konfrontasi.

Memorabilia dari Pusat Latihan Kadet dan Rekrut KD Pelandok Sembawang.

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